Call Me, Maybe and Get Grabby

Class is back in session, and the phone won’t stop ringing...so naturally, Mista Malave and Sabrina Ace decided to answer it. This week, your unqualified educators of evil dive headfirst into The Black Phone 2, Blumhouse’s latest reminder that sometimes it’s better to let unknown numbers go to voicemail.

The Grabber’s back with a more “hands-on” curriculum, Ethan Hawke’s giving full Freddy Krueger exchange-student energy, and somehow Finney’s too busy training dragons to show up for class, so the spotlight falls on Gwen, the only one still doing the homework.

We’re talking missing kills, overactive grabbers, and Blumhouse’s undying love for milking sequels until the audience develops Stockholm Syndrome. So grab your rotary phone, ignore the static, and let’s see if this call is worth answering…