The Gospel According to Jason

Hello Campers!

In this sacred session of reformation, we welcome three corrupted souls cast out of Night School Horror for their blasphemous final grades and unholy opinions. Their parents, desperate for deliverance (or a refund), have offered them up to our summer ministry in hopes of purifying their sinful little horror hearts.

This week, we gather 'round the altar (bonfire) to praise the mask-wearing messiah himself — our divine punisher in dirty overalls — Jason Voorhees. Together, we’ll recite the sacred scripture of Friday the 13th, whisper psalms of premarital doom, and speak in tongues every time a counselor forgets to zip up their tent.

Come prepared to repent, reflect, and possibly be resurrected with a machete in your back. The lake is quiet tonight… but the Lord of Crystal Lake is always listening.